Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[austastar]

Hmmm, aka a faggot race in the ASCO Boozer.

Cheers

[4bee]

think you just tied yourself in a knot - or something!

Sir Humphrey Applebee lives on.

[4bee]

I'd suggest Arthur that, if they're really, really, good actors, they could get several stints.

or maybe they are shot at the end of their expiry Date so they cannot be seen a 2nd time & there would be plenty of wannabees to make their mark in the movie industry. Little would they know, no "Gone with the Wind" blockbuster for them, just a 9mm slug in the head?

Wouldn't that be ironic?

[4bee]

How hard can it be to play dead? Surely all you have to do is hold your breath while the camera is on you.

That is fine unless one has Emphysema & they wheeze their way through, dare I say, 'the Shoot"?

And then there are the blokes who have Hiccups, fart loudly non-stop, giggles at the drop of a hat, scratches their balls like buggery et al.


"****! Right Crew pack up, home time, we'll try again tomorrow"

Camera Operator. "Crew be ****ed, I'm the only one here, this is not Spartacus you know".

[superquag]

We have drifted away..... again.....

Here's a good one. That" There is a conspiracy to decimate populations in the 'WEST' through COVID-19 deaths, by means of denigrating a perfectly good preventative and early treatment, HCQ."

--- And to break them financially through use of Remdisivir, $3k a treatment for a $20 production cost... This year, Gilead has made over $835,000,000 from Remdisivir alone.

To substantiate this theory, check out both this pic, where the shades of green are HCQ use, and Red, where it is NOT used in any way. Then a visit to WorldMeter for death counts. Interesting that the Chinese are listed as using HCQ, which may go a way to explaining why their numbers have dropped.

Meanwhile, the War on Cancer and War on Heart Disease rages on, but no-one is watching.....

zzzzHCQ use_2815.JPGzzzz DEATH_2747.JPG

[JDNSW]

The map of hydroxychloroquin map shows no correlation with covid 19 prevalence or deaths - for example it is not used in countries such as Australia (very low incidence and deaths) or USA (very high incidence and deaths), but is used in Brazil, India and Iran, all of which are close competitors for the USA for number of cases and deaths.

The table of causes of death is deliberately misleading - it restricts Covid deaths to under 50, but we know that most Covid deaths are in older people, as are most deaths from heart disease and cancer. Given this, it is a bit of a stretch to believe the numbers are less manipulated. And with 3,000 Americans dying per day (and rising) from Covid, any figures for these deaths is clearly out of date. Not to mention that excess death figures show US Covid deaths are almost certainly under-reported by 25-30%.

[jonesfam]

I was mucking about on the interweb last night & came across a thing on prevalent conspiracy theory's.
The one I found of interest was that:
Australia does not exist!
Apparently we are all actors paid by NASA.

Does anyone have NASA's payroll email address?
Because I haven't got my pay yet!

Jonesfam

[4bee]

I was mucking about on the interweb last night & came across a thing on prevalent conspiracy theory's.
The one I found of interest was that:
Australia does not exist!
Apparently we are all actors paid by NASA.

Does anyone have NASA's payroll email address?
Because I haven't got my pay yet!

Jonesfam

Me either Paul, but I am hoping that it will be included in Big Donny's cheque signing extravaganza today. I'd say it is time to get onto Actors Equity.

[superquag]

Remember the Tin Hats gabbling about the shadowy land of Bankers, scheming to take over the world ? - with what they call a Great Reset ? "You will own NOTHING, and You WILL be Happy..."

Well, tell me what you make of this... Al Gore, again.... catastrophizing about Climate Change etc etc. And, the need to re-set capitalism.

Australian National Review - Al Gore, UN Secretary-General, others now demanding 'Great Reset' of global capitalism

[vnx205]

A quick look at the other nutcase articles on that publication suggests that the Australian National Review is the right place to start looking if you want to find right wing conspiracy theories.

It could be a good source for anyone who wants to see just how ridiculous some conspiracy theories are.

So given the content of the other articles on the ANR, my take is that the article you mention is just the sort of distortion and misinformation that the ANR specialises in.