Maybe this should be in the Jokes thread.
Bank manager phones client "Mr Kafoops, your account is $2000 overdrawn. Most irregular. We expect this to be paid by the end of the week."
Mr. Kafoops " What was the state of the account this time last month?"
Manager " Why, it was $2000 in credit."
Mr. Kafoops " Did I 'phone you?"
