I love this post. but i must ask: Have you ever considered moving to Melbourne? You wouldn't have to fly to work due to rain, SWMBO could run the kids to school, and Wilfred would be in jail. So would you, probably..
Mum tells the story ( mum is 101 ) of her brother Bill, who she thinks I take after. Bill was born in 1922. Mum's mum rang up ( they weren't rich, but grandpa was in Government, and had the telephone on ) and asked the maid could she speak to Bill, and the maid said "of course, I'll get him. He's just putting the car away". Bill had been shopping in Kew.
It warms my heart that there is a kid out there with that spirit. It's been leeched out of them down here. All little 'yes' people.

