Grumpy old buggers thread

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

My fun little park run habit gave me a bag of poo today. 5k run around a local park. The Dog came with me on a lead. I have a running belt for phone and car key. Dog did it! A poo at 1km mark. Pulled up to bag it up and all the even slower than me went past[bigrolf]

Bag of ****, Dog and I ran the 5km. At the end I had no car key! I ran back to the **** spot. No Key. I ran the whole 5km again. No key. I have a bag of ****!

That really is a bag of poo[biggrin]

Police who did not have the key handed to them tonight suggest my car could get stolen using that key that someone has picked up! POO?

Not really as the car will be handed over for a new one Monday I think[bigrolf]

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Did you look inside the bag?[bigsad]

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

My fun little park run habit gave me a bag of poo today. 5k run around a local park. The Dog came with me on a lead. I have a running belt for phone and car key. Dog did it! A poo at 1km mark. Pulled up to bag it up and all the even slower than me went past[bigrolf]

Bag of ****, Dog and I ran the 5km. At the end I had no car key! I ran back to the **** spot. No Key. I ran the whole 5km again. No key. I have a bag of ****!

That really is a bag of poo[biggrin]

I have a few that you could try, the problem is they aer quite heavy & have HMP stamped thereon.

Police who did not have the key handed to them tonight suggest my car could get stolen using that key that someone has picked up! POO?

Not really as the car will be handed over for a new one Monday I think[bigrolf]

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Why not cover all handles & locks with your dog poo which sounds like you have plenty of?

When I lose a key I always look into pockets of all the clobber I have worn that day especially those with heavy seams, 'er indoors complains about the dirty washing but hey ho. I usually find a recalcitrant key.

I have AirTags on mine.

Back on topic,had to do the groceries with SWMBO today,about as interesting as watching paint dry.[bigsad]

Apart from the scenery[bigrolf]

Anyway,i recon if the customer goes through the un manned checkout,shouldn't they get a discount,we are saving them money doing it ourselves,and actually paying for them to do it in the cost of the items.

Maybe i should send Coles an email,maybe not,as it will save wear and tear on their delete button[biggrin]

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Originally Posted by scarry

Maybe i should send Coles an email,maybe not,as it will save wear and tear on their delete button[biggrin]

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Might just as well ask Jim Chalmers for a cut on the fuel excise.

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Originally Posted by Tins

Might just as well ask Jim Chalmers for a cut on the fuel excise.

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Why not? All things considered he probably has got a truckful of shares in most Oil Co's. :bat:

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Originally Posted by scarry

Back on topic,had to do the groceries with SWMBO today,about as interesting as watching paint dry.[bigsad]

Apart from the scenery[bigrolf]

Anyway,i recon if the customer goes through the un manned checkout,shouldn't they get a discount,we are saving them money doing it ourselves,and actually paying for them to do it in the cost of the items.

Maybe i should send Coles an email,maybe not,as it will save wear and tear on their delete button[biggrin]

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The paint bit gets my vote . Bloody waste of a bloke's time that,when you have important **** to do at home.

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Originally Posted by scarry

Anyway,i recon if the customer goes through the un manned checkout,shouldn't they get a discount,we are saving them money doing it ourselves,and actually paying for them to do it in the cost of the items.

Maybe i should send Coles an email,maybe not,as it will save wear and tear on their delete button[biggrin]

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Most people get their Five Finger Discount at the self checkout.:wasntme:

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Most people get their Five Finger Discount at the self checkout.:wasntme:

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I looked today,there is a camera above every self checkout....Anyway,those days ended when i was about 15....a story for another day,which involved the local bike shop,the school headmaster and a cane,then another cane and more punishment when i got home[bigsad][bigsad][biggrin]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Why not? All things considered he probably has got a truckful of shares in most Oil Co's. :bat:

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He is also way too busy trying to get more tax out of us,one way or the other,so best leave him alone.