Grumpy old buggers thread

[V8Ian]

There's plenty of room for you up here, Dave.
In fact, there's a property near Saitch that would suit you to a tee.

[NavyDiver]

Diving gear is in the car, Wetsuit and ....... Ocean is like a washing machine. This black duck does not climb over waves on rocks for food! Boat is a lot safer but not here! Noting I do not like sea state 4 or above in my little boat anyway.

$80+ per KG for a fish!!!! O.M.G.

Re rocks and swimmers/divers- R.I.P. at cape Bridgewater last night for a 15 year old whose friend is very LUCKY!!! The Family will not be having a good xmas!!

Hands will be deep in my pocket IF the Saturday forecasted water/rock climb is not safe.

[cuppabillytea]

Poor Dave. He's headed North to escape Melbourne weather. Now he's copping bucket loads. A thunder storm came through here last night. I expected it to be gone this morning but it's still here this afternoon, minus the thunder.

[Tins]

I’m back in the land of the Scenic Rim and it’s pi, err, pelting down with much thunderbolt and lightning. I guess I’ll find out if my OKA still leaks.

[4bee]

I’m back in the land of the Scenic Rim and it’s pi, err, pelting down with much thunderbolt and lightning. I guess I’ll find out if my OKA still leaks.

You will need a Urologist for that old boy.

[Tins]

3212237[/URL]]You will need a Urologist for that old boy.

With the OKA perhaps a proctologist?

[V8Ian]

As the proctologist shouted, as one patient left his surgery "Next arsehole!"

[4bee]

As the proctologist shouted, as one patient left his surgery "Next arsehole!"

I have had a few dozen of those as well. Ah, but the cuppa tea & sarnie afterwards makes up for it.

[Tombie]

I have had a few dozen of those as well. Ah, but the cuppa tea & sarnie afterwards makes up for it.

I thought it was dinner *before* carnal knowledge…

[4bee]

I thought it was dinner *before* carnal knowledge…

No, if it is a Fasting Day one cannot eat until the Sturgeon has had his/her wicked way with one.


Made longer when the Nurse drops & smashes the Mercury thermometer & the hullabaloo that entails with H&S.