CHICKEN!
There is only 2 big ones in the river at the moment.
And it such a peacful place?[bigwhistle]
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That'd be why the cops have boosted their numbers?Quote:
And it such a peacful place?[bigwhistle]
Only two? I 'm sure they can manage without my presence, Jonesy.
When I read this I was going to make some smart arse comment about it being 'just like home' so you should fit in nicely :), but later posts point out that there has been some sort of (politically correct) 'flare up' or 'family confrontation' in Doomadgee, ............ well gee whiz .. 'who'd have thought' ? :o
I don't really know what people are going crook about, IMO Doomadgee's a paradise on earth when compared to an absolute **** hole like Wadeye/Port Keats, so I guess it's all about what you're used to or when you visit. :)
Deano :(
Coincidentally that was my Grandmother's name, however this Jessie would like to keep his nads & his feet & his legs & the rest of his anatomy 'cos I've seen what stiffs look like when they cut a Croc open. Did you notice what Crox did to Jonsey's old Petrol Pump? Imagine if that had been a hooman?
The one I particularly liked though was when they cut one big bastard open, the bloke sat up & yelled "April Fool! GOTCHA" & promptly ****ed himself laughing so hard he carked it (or maybe that was caused by his other injuries.[wink11])
And if you believe that you'll believe any olde ****. [biggrin] [biggrin] [biggrin] [biggrin][biggrin]
BTW, have you noticed the time line of all the unrest? They simply wanted Jonesy to return & open the Bar & how about this for Jessies Ian?
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Police attended these incidents, however on one occasion had to withdraw after rocks were thrown at their vehicles.
NOTE Not at the cops but their ****ing cars ffs! ...What they really, really needed was the presence of of Old Sarge Cotton of SAPOL, he'd have sorted their ****ing duff single handed, no probs. Well he was 10' tall & built like a brick ****house with hands like legs of Mutton.
The Roadhouse got broken into again last night, that is 5 time during the 3 weeks I have been on leave.
That is also only 2 less times than the past 3.5 years during which I have had no leave but only 2 short (a few days) breaks.
If it is because they know I'm not there or what, I don't know? Bit annoying though, means the first few days I'm back will be sorting out security & discovering what was taken.
Re the Croc's, it's funny, the kids know exactly where they are & where/when they can swim.
Our kids ask to go down the river for a swim, we mention the Crocs & they usually say, she's right, they are on the other side up the top hole. Off they go &, so far, we always get them all back.[smilebigeye]
Jonesfam
BTW The 3 kids we have put into school in Cloncurry love it & don't want to go back to Doomadgee. They call themselves "Cloncurry Kids" now.
Crox aren't stupid yer know Jonesy. They'll sus all that out & be waiting for them, in Cloncurry now no doubt.
They might even read this thread.[smilebigeye]
They'll probably be buggered when they get there but after a short break they'll be back in business.[biggrin]
EDITED. OOPS! Seems Curry have their own to worry about. Now, What is the lifespan of a 3m Croc. .303 excluded?
Freshies are not supposed to bite but will you tell them that?.... "Hands off"Quote:
The three-metre crocodile on the banks of Chinaman Creek Dam, Cloncurry. CLONCURRY locals are amazed at the biggest croc seen in Chinaman Creek Dam for years. A THREE metre freshwater crocodile has been sighted this week at Cloncurry's Chinaman Creek Dam.Feb 20, 2014