Corona Virus

We just did our weekly shop at Woolies.

The toilet paper shelves were bare as were the shelves where hand sanitiser is usually put.

I heard on the radio that Woolies have put a limit of 4 packs of toilet paper customer.

We just got an email from Kpgan pushing their Japanese-style bidet seat. If toilet paper runs out, one might have to buy one of these: Kogan Smart Wash & Dry Electric Toilet Seat - Kogan.com

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Originally Posted by Roverlord off road spares

I don't have cash will a dirty credit card number suffice?

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I should think it's fine provided you also attach a dirty Password #.[bigsmile1]

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Originally Posted by p38arover

We just did our weekly shop at Woolies.

The toilet paper shelves were bare as were the shelves where hand sanitiser is usually put.

I heard on the radio that Woolies have put a limit of 4 packs of toilet paper customer.

We just got an email from Kpgan pushing their Japanese-style bidet seat. If toilet paper runs out, one might have to buy one of these: Kogan Smart Wash & Dry Electric Toilet Seat - Kogan.com

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If it plays Handel's Water Music as well it could be nice, Ron.


I wonder whether there will be anyone at the Power Station to run the Gennies?[bigsmile1]

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Originally Posted by Roverlord off road spares

Heather just came from Woolies supermarket, showed me pics of empty shelves of toilet paper, they did have a stand of 36 roll packs that mainly scores of manly Asian people were raiding, the staff told Heather they are fearing getting assaulted if they put more out. Long life milk is also disappearing fast.
People are selling Toilet rolls on Ebay at inflated prices. I think there is hysteria happening with these so called doomsday preppers. I think there needs to be a limit on these things like they did with baby formula.
I wonder if Bidet Sales have gone through the roof Yet?

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I see where some has pulled a knife on another customer over a dunny paper tussle. Victoria or NSW I think it was.[bigsad]

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Originally Posted by 101RRS

Ok not quite getting this - how is buying toilet paper going to help stave off the coronavirus - yet sometimes diarrhoea is symptom but only sometimes - so why toilet paper?

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Do you want to go back to the good olde days when we used cut up phone directories hanging on a nail behind the dunny door. FFS you can't even obtain a Phone book these days.[smilebigeye]

Their reasoning as I understand it, is there could be a shortage of many things due to many factors including no Staff or materials etc. to supply it. Remember, it is very early days with this C-19 & no-one can forecast how long it will last before things return to normal but imho it won't be gone in a fortnight & that's for sure..

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Originally Posted by superquag

WHO named it, AFAIK.

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Quite probably. I saw the page but didn't notice the originator.

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Originally Posted by p38arover

We just did our weekly shop at Woolies.

The toilet paper shelves were bare as were the shelves where hand sanitiser is usually put.

I heard on the radio that Woolies have put a limit of 4 packs of toilet paper customer.

We just got an email from Kpgan pushing their Japanese-style bidet seat. If toilet paper runs out, one might have to buy one of these: Kogan Smart Wash & Dry Electric Toilet Seat - Kogan.com

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Displaying such accoutrements as ABS and heated seat, it would quite suit the gentleman, Range Rover class of person.
For the less ostentatious, perhaps a sonic ring cleaner would suffice.

Ultrasonic Ring Jewellery Dentures Bath Cordless for Ultra Sonic Cleaner | eBay

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Displaying such accoutrements as ABS and heated seat, it would quite suit the gentleman, Range Rover class of person.
For the less ostentatious, perhaps a sonic ring cleaner would suffice.

Ultrasonic Ring Jewellery Dentures Bath Cordless for Ultra Sonic Cleaner | eBay

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I wonder if they also do a Timbergrain Finish so one could hang the Purdies on the wall in the same room?

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Do you want to go back to the good olde days when we used cut up phone directories hanging on a nail behind the dunny door. FFS you can't even obtain a Phone book these days.[smilebigeye]

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Plenty of 'Climate Change' books around to use to decrease your pooprint.

I wonder if this virus will be ordained to wipe out 75% of the human race, as some predicted with the HIV virus.

In 1976, around 8 people died in the town of Caboolture from a strain of 'flu but it barely got a mention in the media. Imagine the panic created by the current media and current human gullibility, if that happened today!

It was a severe 'flu which kept me bed ridden for three weeks. Haven't had a bad one since, touch wood.

I wonder what the next Armageddon will be?
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Do you have enough toilet paper stockpiled to survive two weeks of isolation?

I wonder if sales of Corona beer have been affected?