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Thread: Corona Virus

  1. #2001
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Encounter Bay
    Pickles, could you give your lovely daughter my address please?

  2. #2002
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Geraldton WA

    If these tossers can't be bothered playing by the rules they they shouldn't be allowed toplay at all, Send em packing
    You only get one shot at life, Aim well

    2004 D2 "S" V8 auto, with a few Mods
    2007 79 Series Landcruiser V8 Ute, With a few Mods.
    4.6m Quintrex boat
    5.4m Trailcraft Sportscab Boat
    20' Jayco Expanda caravan

    2012 Navara twincab GONE

  3. #2003
    Join Date
    Feb 2020
    Perth. Western Australia
    Just be careful out there because people are going crazy from being in lock down!

    Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking here, and we all agreed that things are heating up. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as it gets agitated and puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as it said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!

    The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to … pull myself together. The carpet is in complete denial, swears it’s just a cover up. The clock is taking a ‘hands on’ approach.

    People need humor to cheer them up, there’s a job going for the; ‘Head of clown recruiting.’
    Good luck I say, ‘Big shoes to fill.’

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