Idiots with GPS street directories!

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Originally Posted by stevo68

I have the premium Sat Nav in the D3 ( dont ya just hate it when people say premium :D he he he) it speaks and has voice activation, plus the screen is in the dashboard. Plus you can only work it at a stand still ie you cannot operate it whilst on the road, unless I use voice activation...like.....' Im hungry" and all the food places will pop on screen, or "Petrol Stations" and the same thing happens. Did I mention I love my sat nav :cool:

Regards

Stevo

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How would it work if you had a speech impediment:confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused:

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How would it work if you had a speech impediment

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It does get used to your voice, sometimes it goes awry, like when I say CD,DISK 1, Track 5, and one of the kids yell out, it responds with " Sorry I cant understand that" so I tell it to go, well you know and do it myself :D

Regards

Stevo

OK, I have been away with the army and been dying to tell about this one.
The next night, same right turn, same problem, different oxygen thief stuffed it up for everyone waiting by messing around with his sat-nav at the lights.
Sat night I did a nav ex with the old faithful of compass and pacing. We had GPS with us but decided not to use it as the OPFOR had NVG's and the GPS has a lit screen. We were so successful at evading the OPFOR, HQ ordered us into an ambush. Map, Compass, Douglas protractor and a well noted nav data sheet. All you need. But getting lazy and will get e GPS at some time.

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Originally Posted by dobbo

I take offence to these lies, Goldfish have very good memories,
This is just a slanderous accusation propergated by unimaginative weak minded persons. Or the church of scientology, besides just cause their gold doesn't mean they're blonde................

Speaking of which isn't it funny how many newer cars seem to have the glass house look (very small pillars so as to not abstruct peripheral vision of pedestrians) would it be safe to assume these newer vehicles therefore have a similar appearance to an aquarium. Therefore one must concure that the habitants of these so called artificial aquatic santuaries would be fish. Now I have blonde hair, hey look and absorciser on tele ........ now what was I saying? Oh well I'll think of it again next lap.

Meanwhile in the words of Douglas Adams

" So long and thanks for all the fish"

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