Part of me is thinking that the only difference between a dog and a fox is ten schooners and another part is thinking about a bloke called Onslow that drives a blue Cortina.
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Part of me is thinking that the only difference between a dog and a fox is ten schooners and another part is thinking about a bloke called Onslow that drives a blue Cortina.
Just go to Thailand or the Philipines and buy a new young one like all the SOF pensioners do.
You can now get Russian war brides on the internet.
I keep getting 'Russian Bikie Woman Available' in my AULRO header. From the pics, it's lucky I don't have a motorcycle anymore.[tonguewink]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigbjorn
Now look here, you erudite forum foragers, i think you have all missed the crux of Spudfan's thread. It appears to me that, on reflection, the problem is on his side of the mirror, not the long suffering bride's.
I laughed weetbix on my keyboard after reading this...Quote:
Originally Posted by Saitch
I get "Russian Soldier Widow, 42". Usually delectable dolly birds looking 22. I imagine a Russian private's widow of 42 would be able to carry a jackhammer on each shoulder to her roadworks job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saitch
Oh, that woman on our train trip to Longreach. Did I introduce her as my wife? [bigwhistle]Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
They seem to go from “pretty” to “tractor” overnight somewhere in their late 30s.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigbjorn
When in Spain I thought that the drop dead, gorgeous young ladies must go to the National University of Adiposia, at the age of 35.[bawl]Quote:
Originally Posted by BradC
Actually, it's as they cross the equator, regardless of age. [bigwhistle]Quote:
Originally Posted by BradC
shouldn't that be avoirdupoisia/ˌavwɑːdjʊˈpwɑː,ˌavədəˈpɔɪz/
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/image/svg...c Cjwvc3ZnPgo=Learn to pronounce
/ˌavwɑːdjʊˈpwɑː,ˌavədəˈpɔɪz/
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/image/svg...c Cjwvc3ZnPgo=Learn to pronounce
Regards P38rover oops I mean PhilipA