Thread: One of two options

Look in a mirror. You’re likely no oil Painting

Originally Posted by Tombie

Look in a mirror. You’re likely no oil Painting

Back to the dilemma in question please

Stay safe and just surreptitiously close your eyes.

This thread reminds me of the following .................

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?
My name is Alice and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate.After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan park secondary school.
'Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner! 'He beamed with pride.
'When did you leave to go to college?' I asked
He answered,in 1965. Why do you ask?
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then the ugly, old, balding, wrinkled, fat, grey haired, decrepit,old man asked - What subject did you teach?

Speaking of reminders......
Many years ago (I think I was about 18 or 19), one of me mates (Brad) had just bought his first house, a dinji little **** box on the backstreets of Cloverdale

We all went around for a house warming party as you do when you buy a house

Another mate, Adam the painter, says “ this joint needs a lick of paint, 100 bucks a day plus paint and I’ll have your place painted in a couple of days”
Old mate Brad says “no worries, when can you start”
Adam, says “I’ll start Thursday”
“No problems I’ll get the paint Monday ready to go” says Brad
Well, Thursday come, Adam got into it, sanded, prepared and cut in ready for painting on Friday
Friday came and Adam had the first coat licked by lunch
He thought he’ll sit down and watch lunch in front of the telly waiting for the paint to dry
Pressed play on the VCR and low and behold a movie came on
Adam had a chuckle to himself, pulled out the video, chucked it in his lunchbox and got back to work touching up where he’d missed
About 2 weeks later, Adam invites everyone over for a party
As the night dragged on he invited everyone inside to watch a “great” movie he’d “found”
We’re all gathered around the telly when Adam presses play
Up pops the title “Grannies on Heat”
Without a blink of an eyelid, Brad pipes up and says “you ******, I’ve been looking for that”

Maybe you just need a “Brad” to watch your missus get ready for bed

Being single after 25 years of Marriage has worked pretty well for me. 😁

Still get on fine with her, but life is much easier now we are apart.

Originally Posted by spudfan

What would you do?

Trade her in for a newer, racier model - but could you handle something like that.

Spudfan : don’t look at the mantelpiece when you stoke the fire .

or use alcohol , for as Box Car Willie sang ; I’ve never been to bed with an ugly woman , but I sure woke up with a few