I quite enjoyed the HP Series....
So which part of this letter is supposed to be amusing?
I am a recent Hogwarts graduate, and, although my time with you was a literal fantasy, I unfortunately did not learn a lot of basic skills, like math or spelling, at your skool.
You may say, “Why do you need arithmetic? You’re a wizard. You can do magic!” To which I reply, sure, for some wizard careers that’s great, but other wizards work in middle management and just want a normal nine-to-five gig. When I graduated, I thought that all I would need was my wand and a couple of choice incantations, but these days, without at least a little algebra, you’re not even qualified to work in Bertie Bott’s retail department.
I Went to Hogwarts for Seven Years and Did Not Learn Math or Spelling, and Now I Can’t Get a Job | The New Yorker
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I quite enjoyed the HP Series....
So which part of this letter is supposed to be amusing?
Generally not, although I didn’t miss the nuances of the text written. I wonder if the writer, when penning it, also considered that time compression (this is where details space is entered) is the principle of the Hogwarts program.
In the space of only a few days all the dramas play out, so one must assume that the rest is but a matter of course.
Then there’s the letters they write, the ones they read in the great hall when the Owls deliver, and the documents read during the train rides.
I get the intent, it just lacks depth.
Bwahhahahahaha......
Do you? My point is it’s a hack letter, written poorly and lacks any real humour.
I wrote “in the hogwarts space”... and detailed why it’s obviously just a compressed show.
Heck, we could write the same for Bob10...
He Cant write much of his own material, but has mastered the art of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V
The little you do on here is only a broad portion of who and what you are, the letter is just a poor synopsis of a movie plot.
I sighed when I read this, at its inevitability..... nice satire!!! It reminded me of countless hours interviewing graduates for responsible positions years (decades!) ago ... At times I felt a sense of unease at the incidence of functional illiteracy and numeracy, let alone the inability of many to think logically.... The shambles and failings of current public policy and the inability of State and Federal departments to execute their responsibilities efficiently in many areas is testament to this. (end of rant!!)
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"because she spent all of her time "braking" into an illegal library."
Perhaps the author has a point after all.
On the whole, I'm with Tombie. With all the HP material on offer, this is the best satire the author could come up with? Most year nine students could do better, if only they were allowed to think.
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The longer I hang around as an IT architect the more I figure out that the ability to logically think through problems and consider the consequences of actions is a rare commodity. I describe my job as providing the grease between business needs and the reality of IT and it basically involves delicately explaining to people too stupid to understand the laws of physics the harsh realities that what they want to do isn't possible whilst explaining to techies that management aren't really that stupid and to bear with them.
I suspect that many on here like me often cannot understand why our leaders don't follow what we would consider the logical course of action but those leaders are often driven by a lack of understanding of the mechanisms necessary to achieve their goals along with a whole range of real or imagined considerations that are unrelated to the problem at hand in our minds.
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