Thread: Stupid is as stupid does-

Originally Posted by Hall

‘No cure for stupid’: Man taunts alligator on golf course
If any one knows how to get this on here other than a link, please free to to do that.
A certain contender for the Darwin awards.
Cheers Hall

No cure for stupid? Bring the dunce over here and let him try his luck on a saltie. That might cure him.

As the thread says, stupid is as stupid does...

A man robs a Wells Fargo bank in the US and then tries to deposit some of the money in an ATM machine outside the bank he just robbed...

Man arrested after robbing US bank and then depositing money into ATM outside | Stuff.co.nz

Quite a few years ago my brother in Houston had his house burgled. The intruder broke a window, and used some bits of paper to protect his hands while he broke more of the glass to make room to get in.

A pity the paper he used was his high school assignment - with his name on it. And left it at the scene.

(Following this they got a burglar alarm/deterrent - about 60kg when full grown, and with a large mouth full of teeth.)

I knew of a bloke that put a stocking over his head to rob a bank. He found that he couldn't see or breathe properly, so cut the front of the stocking that was over his face, out.

Then there's the bloke who removed his number plate and sped through a speed camera. Forgot about the "For Sale" sign in the back window, complete with phone number....

Mate and I used the knowledge gained from science lessons to build a smoke ‘bomb’ which we placed with a delayed timer under the windows for the teachers common room. All went to plan and they had to evacuate the room. Our mistake was in the vessel used for the ‘bomb’ which was something my mate had made a few years earlier in art class which had his name on it……