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Thread: My wife makes my car horny...... well sort of

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bytemrk


    I reckon we are going pretty well so far..... I was sure by now there would have been at least one answer that would cause the missus to belt me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hiline
    maybe it ran out of puff
    Thats what i was thinking, have you tried the horn again it could now be broken.

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    could be the relay got stuck in and now the horn is cactus
    LAND ROVER;
    HELPING PUT OIL BACK IN THE GROUND FOR 70 YEARS
    CARS DON'T GET ANY "GREENER" THAT.

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    Thats the difference between a Tojo and a Landy.

    Landies have MOJO baby YEAH!




    I thought this thread should be in the mudpit when I originally opened it

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    Make the most of it......time for an upgrade


    who stuffed it

    Cheers.

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    Horny Wife er car er something like that

    This thread is priceless, I've just read it out to my wife. It get my warped SOH.

    I've not had this much fun since my old man backed over me sister with the ute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevo_62
    This thread is priceless, I've just read it out to my wife. It get my warped SOH.

    I've not had this much fun since my old man backed over me sister with the ute

    Thats sadistic yet humerous at the same time, I love it

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    Had the same problem, with horn going off at 10.00 pm Fri night. Out we went to catch thief, but no-one nearby. After unlocking, relocking horn still going, jump in to find horn button depressed and stuck under moulding of steering wheel. Can't see why it wouldn't go off when son was playing in there earlier in day, but goes off later at night for no reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevo_62
    This thread is priceless, I've just read it out to my wife. It get my warped SOH.

    I've not had this much fun since my old man backed over me sister with the ute
    Good to hear your sharing my pain Steve...


    Horn works fine now.... buggered if I know what caused it....


    Only seems like I sensible solution........

    DONT EVER LEND HER THE DISCO AGAIN


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    Its a land rover, we have no idea why it did it and we will probably never know cause it will probably never do it again. Just its personality coming out. Matt
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