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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    Alternative answer

    Kid: Because you haven’t picked them up !!


    Pause 2. 3

    Kid: Mum, why did you belt me over the ear & ban me from going out with my friends?
    I'm going to tell Dad on you. ( snivel snivel snivel.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Pause 2. 3

    Kid: Mum, why did you belt me over the ear & ban me from going out with my friends?
    I'm going to tell Dad on you. ( snivel snivel snivel.)
    Dad gets home and heads for the fridge to get a refreshing beverage

    Kid: Dad Dad, Mum hit me and won’t let me go out and play with little Jonny

    Dad: You probably deserved it, now get out of my way before I kick you up the bum

    Pssh

    Dad: Guzzle Guzzle Buurp

    Kid: snivel snivel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    Dad gets home and heads for the fridge to get a refreshing beverage

    Kid: Dad Dad, Mum hit me and won’t let me go out and play with little Jonny

    Dad: You probably deserved it, now get out of my way before I kick you up the bum

    Pssh

    Dad: Guzzle Guzzle Buurp

    Kid: snivel snivel

    DAD: Look here son, I hope that isn't the little foul mouthed little Johnny of dirty stories fame.
    You better stay away from him or he'll teach you some bad words & there will be no Sunday School for you for a few months"

    Kid: YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY. Yahoo. Yippee! Winner.


    Dad, you know that nice Sunday school teacher Mrs Brown that you see after work every day...........

    Dad: What about it son?


    Kid: Does Mum know about her?

    Dad: Get to bed son or I really will give you a kick up the bum. (Dad in cold sweat & grabs another beer out of the fridge & goes back to watching TV & considers throttling the Kid & blaming it on Cot Death..)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    You better stay away from him or he'll teach you some bad words & there will be no Sunday School for you for a few months"

    Kid: YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY. Yahoo. Yippee! Winner.


    Dad, you know that nice Sunday school teacher Mrs Brown that you see after work every day...........

    Dad: What about it son?


    Kid: Does Mum know about her?

    Dad: Get to bed son or I really will give you a kick up the bum. (Dad in cold sweat & grabs another beer out of the fridge & goes back to watching TV & considers throttling the Kid & blaming it on Cot Death..)
    The next morning, because the boy wasn’t allowed to go and play with Jonny, he was getting on mums nerves
    He could sense this and tried to find something to do, looking out the front window he sees a new house being built

    Kid: Mum can I go and play at the building site across the road??

    Mum: YES, just stay out of trouble

    Well if we’ve listed to the song “The builder” by KBW, we know how the story endsIs there hope for the younger generation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    The next morning, because the boy wasn’t allowed to go and play with Jonny, he was getting on mums nerves
    He could sense this and tried to find something to do, looking out the front window he sees a new house being built

    Kid: Mum can I go and play at the building site across the road??

    Mum: YES, just stay out of trouble

    Well if we’ve listed to the song “The builder” by KBW, we know how the story endsIs there hope for the younger generation?

    Kid: Mum can I go and play at the building site across the road??
    & don't forget your dear Daddy is looking for a nice straight grained piece of Jarrah for our back door step. Don't get caught now ya hear.


    Kid: No Mum I never have in the past around here.


    Muuuuuuuuum, do you remember Mrs Brown from my Sunday School?

    Mum: I do yes, the one that Daddy says has nice legs, that one?


    Why son?



    Kid" Ah nuffink. (Kid is sensing mayhem at this point so shuts up)

    Bye Mum, back for tea.

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    didn't take long for this thread to get out of control......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblingboy42 View Post
    didn't take long for this thread to get out of control......
    Not much hope for any generation on AULRO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblingboy42 View Post
    didn't take long for this thread to get out of control......

    This section is not all about Land Rovers you know. ( ie. General Chat)

    You could always add something.

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    The kids have excelled themselves.
    SWMBO had a hissy over them not cleaning their rooms.
    Made all sorts of threats up to & including no Netflix or Wi-Fi for a week.
    She now has several days of washing to do & the bin is overflowing with extra rubbish bags around it.
    Maybe we should just let them have their own way?
    Then again SWMBO see's it as a win even if a negative one!
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    Including the 3 Amigos!

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    A friend found a solution to the kids not observing her rules around time on electronic games. Used to go to the switch board an trip the circuit they were on. Once this was done games were off until she managed to sort the house electrics which could take a while. Fridge and freezer were on a different circuit

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