Originally Posted by
RANDLOVER
A multi-millionaire realises that at the price of tradies today it would be cheaper to hire a prostitute than a painter to paint his verandah, so he jumps in is new flash sportscar and drives down to the local red light district and hires a young lady.
When he gets back he asks, "So your fee covers any unusual requests?" she answers "Yes" so he says, "Well here's some paint I want you to paint my porch out the front" about an hour later she comes back inside and he asks "All done?" she replies "Yes and by the way it is Ferrari not a Porsche".