Where do birds go to die

turkey definitely looks like it's trying to sneak past......

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Originally Posted by 1950landy

I don't know but I wish the Swallows that come back every year & nesting in my garage & pooing on my S1 would go there. I keep knocking there nest down as soon as I see them building it, have a couple of plastic owls hanging in the garage& tried Lazer beams but still they keep coming back. I don't want to harm them just want them to leave.[bighmmm]

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My uncle had similar issues until he inadvertently left the stick to adjust the outdoor blinds perched up high. He figured the small shape of the hook must look like a predator so he decided to leave it perched high up in the upper nook of the A frame and since then the birds have not come back.

Something like this. I think his is brass rather than plastic.

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Originally Posted by BreakingBad

My uncle had similar issues until he inadvertently left the stick to adjust the outdoor blinds perched up high. He figured the small shape of the hook must look like a predator so he decided to leave it perched high up in the upper nook of the A frame and since then the birds have not come back.

Something like this. I think his is brass rather than plastic.

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I have one of these for our pull downs blinds in our pergola, will give it a go.

Il be keen to know if this works, if so down to hardware store to grab one and hang in the carport

I was playing tennis years ago when a seagull fell out of the sky and landed dead on the court near me. Gave me quite a fright.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I was playing tennis years ago when a seagull fell out of the sky and landed dead on the court near me. Gave me quite a fright.

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Had you played a chip shot?

No, don't think I've ever managed a birdie, but I was trying to serve an ace.

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Originally Posted by Saitch

Had you played a chip shot?

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

No, don't think I've ever managed a birdie, but I was trying to serve an ace.

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As a golfer I recently managed to hit a birdie. On closer inspection, it was a duck.

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Originally Posted by RHS58

As a golfer I recently managed to hit a birdie. On closer inspection, it was a duck.

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Looking closely at the many ducks on the local golf course,some are missing one foot,just have a stub for a leg with the foot missing.

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Originally Posted by RHS58

As a golfer I recently managed to hit a birdie. On closer inspection, it was a duck.

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I've seen quite a few ducks on various cricket fields, too.

Never with one leg though, or 'No balls', now I think of it.