Do not light a fire in it because you know that....you can't have a kayak and heat it too [bigrolf]
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Do not light a fire in it because you know that....you can't have a kayak and heat it too [bigrolf]
There are forums for vehicles other than Land Rovers? What do they talk about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eevo
how they wish they had a land roverQuote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
Baby Bear looking into an empty bowl
"Who's been eating my porridge?"
Daddy Bear looking into an empty bowl
"Who's been eating my porridge?"
Mammy Bear comes in from the kitchen and says
"I hav'nt made the porridge yet"
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, The Opportunist
I was going to be a pessimist, but I realised that won't work.
I've just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary.
What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
I got a deodorant stick today. Ive never used one, so i read the instructions, "Remove top and slowly push up bottom" I'm in Casualty, but my farts smell lovely.
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her .
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf; I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."
Ed said, "You're probably just not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball." We can work on that.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal were playing hide and seek.
Einstein commenced counting, while Pascal runs off to hide.
Instead, Newton draws a square on the floor, and steps inside it.
"Ah-Ha!" Einstein cries shortly after. "Found you!"
Newton says, "No, good sir. 1 Newton per square meter- you found Pascal!"