Jokes

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Originally Posted by Bytemrk

Apparently you can't use "beefstew" as a password.




It's not stoganoff [bighmmm]

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IT joke, right [biggrin]

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Originally Posted by pop058

IT joke, right [biggrin]

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I don’t get it...[emoji848]

It’s a play on words. Original meaning would be IT password is not ‘strong enough’ so need to make it less easily hackable.....rather than edible!

One day a tiny Apache indian child walked into Big Chief Sitting Bull's Teepee. "Sitting Bull," He asked, "Why does every man in our tribe have such long, complicated names?" "Well," says Sitting Bull, "Its simple.Whenever a baby in this tribe is born, His Father wanders outside, absorbs the wonder of nature and then names his child on the first thing he sees. Why do you ask, Two dogs ****ing?".....oldie but a goodie sorry :blush:

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's ****ing goofy!"

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Originally Posted by gofish

One day a tiny Apache indian child walked into Big Chief Sitting Bull's Teepee. "Sitting Bull," He asked, "Why does every man in our tribe have such long, complicated names?" "Well," says Sitting Bull, "Its simple.Whenever a baby in this tribe is born, His Father wanders outside, absorbs the wonder of nature and then names his child on the first thing he sees. Why do you ask, Two dogs ****ing?".....oldie but a goodie sorry :blush:

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Originally Posted by gofish

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's ****ing goofy!"

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Been sent a warning or even an infraction for Dodging the Swear Filter lately?

The Mods understand you are trying to do the right thing and that most of you realise the sites continued existance relies on its G rating.
So,


Just Type The Word

we dont care what it is, (though its meaning may need to be considered--)

Just Type The Word


and let the Swear Filter do its job.
One less thing for us all to worry about.

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Originally Posted by pop058

Been sent a warning or even an infraction for Dodging the Swear Filter lately?

The Mods understand you are trying to do the right thing and that most of you realise the sites continued existance relies on its G rating.
So,


Just Type The Word

we dont care what it is, (though its meaning may need to be considered--)

Just Type The Word


and let the Swear Filter do its job.
One less thing for us all to worry about.

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Sorry about that. Noted & understood. Thanks.

I hate it when my wife uses my razor to shave her back hair!

¡uᴉɐƃɐ ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ƃuᴉʎnq ɹǝʌǝu ɯ,I

I cant get my computer into the bathroom. The lead is not long enough!