Jokes

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Originally Posted by Bytemrk

John,

No difference between you typing **** and the swear filter typing ****

But typing F$#!@ is against the long standing rule the forum has about dodging the swear filter.... so we simply ask people if they need to swear to type the actual word. If the system considers it bad enough it will convert it to ****.

That is simply how the rules have been ever since I joined ( which was quite a long time ago [wink11] )

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Ahh, I'd forgotten about the whole top row of the keyboard. It still doesn't make sense to me, as it is obvious a swear word was intended, but thanks for the clarity.

BTW, don't exaggerate. It's only 14 1/2 years. I was 50 then, doesn't seem that long ago.....[bigsad]

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Originally Posted by johntins

BTW, don't exaggerate. It's only 14 1/2 years.

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It is too!...... I wonder if the boss will give me long service leave at 15 years...........



DAVE.......[biggrin]

John, the offense is dodging the swear filter, not swearing.

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

John, the offense is dodging the swear filter, not swearing.

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Yes mate, I get that. I was merely looking for clarity.

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Originally Posted by johntins

Yes mate, I get that. I was merely looking for clarity.

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Here you go... Oh, wait - I'm not wearing my glasses...

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Originally Posted by Homestar

Here you go... Oh, wait - I'm not wearing my glasses...

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Ooh, you tease.... Don't send that to GreyGhost.

I was hooked on auctions after only going once...going twice

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Originally Posted by Eevo

I was hooked on auctions after only going once...going twice

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You'll be better when you're gone.[thumbsupbig]

A woman is at a relative's funeral when a stranger whispers in her ear:

”Would you mind if I said a word?”

”Not at all, please go ahead”

”Plethora” he said.

”Thank you” she replied, “that means a lot”

I went to a Kleptomaniac's Anonymous meeting earlier. All the seats were taken.