Jokes

Is that anything like a German Shepherd?

Pinched from facefart...
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Latin isn't a dead language, it's just 'Rome-in' around.

Latin is a language as dead as dead can be.
It killed the ancient Romans and now its killing me
(my thoughts at high school)

If I had had a dollar for every woman that ever found me unattractive I reckon they would fancy me by now. [bighmmm]

I'd be rich.

When it comes to abs, I have something better than a "six pack" I have a "beer barrel".

Police have received reports of an unknown man entering arts and crafts stores, and dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts...