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    From friday 5.

    A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated by the antics of an apparent simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated, "Seagulls for Sale.""That's why we are needed" he said to his wife. "I think I will humour him.""How much are the seagulls" asked the psychiatrist"Only a fiver each" the jolly hawker replied"Okay" said the psychiatrist "I'll buy one."The hawker took the $5 note and pointing skywards said: "That's your one up there."
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
    From friday 5.

    A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated by the antics of an apparent simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated, "Seagulls for Sale.""That's why we are needed" he said to his wife. "I think I will humour him.""How much are the seagulls" asked the psychiatrist"Only a fiver each" the jolly hawker replied"Okay" said the psychiatrist "I'll buy one."The hawker took the $5 note and pointing skywards said: "That's your one up there."
    That's hilarious!

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    Oysters an aphrodisiac, pfft. I had a dozen last night, only eleven worked.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Oysters an aphrodisiac, pfft. I had a dozen last night, only eleven worked.

    I would have liked to be a fly on the wall when you were making excuses at nos 9 & 10 58i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Oysters an aphrodisiac, pfft. I had a dozen last night, only eleven worked.
    Did you put in a warranty claim?
    URSUSMAJOR

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    I'm considering becoming a midwife.


    I love helping people out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbjorn View Post
    Did you put in a warranty claim?
    I think one had a headache.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    My girlfriend asked me to throw out my Meatloaf album. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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    Bloody weirdo!

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    I just heard that there was a fire at the shoe factory last night.


    Sadly hundreds of soles were lost.

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