That's hilarious!
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From friday 5.
A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated by the antics of an apparent simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated, "Seagulls for Sale.""That's why we are needed" he said to his wife. "I think I will humour him.""How much are the seagulls" asked the psychiatrist"Only a fiver each" the jolly hawker replied"Okay" said the psychiatrist "I'll buy one."The hawker took the $5 note and pointing skywards said: "That's your one up there."
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
That's hilarious!
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Oysters an aphrodisiac, pfft. I had a dozen last night, only eleven worked.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
I'm considering becoming a midwife.
I love helping people out.
My girlfriend asked me to throw out my Meatloaf album. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Bloody weirdo!
I just heard that there was a fire at the shoe factory last night.
Sadly hundreds of soles were lost.
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