Page 557 of 567 FirstFirst ... 57457507547555556557558559 ... LastLast
Results 5,561 to 5,570 of 5666

Thread: Jokes

  1. #5561
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Adelaide Hills. South Australia
    Posts
    4,725
    My Grandson & GGson are drummers (he taught him) & was just about to hit "Send" to ask him for an explanation when it suddenly hit me.

    Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  2. #5562
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Brisbane West
    Posts
    20,244
    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    My Grandson & GGson are drummers (he taught him) & was just about to hit "Send" to ask him for an explanation when it suddenly hit me.

    Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
    My son and his are also accomplished drummers, but they have aspirations of becoming musicians.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
    http://www.aulro.com/afvb/signaturepics/sigpic20865_1.gif

  3. #5563
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Adelaide Hills. South Australia
    Posts
    4,725
    I suppose Mozart & his mates are a tad difficult to play on the drums.

  4. #5564
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    1,426
    What do you call someone who hangs out with singers and musicians?

    A Drummer.
    2005 D3 TDV6 Present
    1999 D2 TD5 Gone

  5. #5565
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Sussex Inlet. N.S.W.
    Posts
    5,905
    Did you hear about the Mexican fireman whose wife had twin boys?
    He called the first one Hosea.
    Jim VK2MAD
    -------------------------
    '17 Isuzu D-Max

  6. #5566
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Adelaide Hills. South Australia
    Posts
    4,725
    Don't tell me, he called the 2nd one Hose B, roight?

  7. #5567
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Adelaide Hills
    Posts
    11,363
    My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
    Quote Originally Posted by DazzaTD5 View Post
    Its a land Rover Defender... you need a real mechanic

  8. #5568
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Gosnells
    Posts
    4,852
    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    What's the difference between a constipated owl and a bad marksman?


    A bad marksman shoots but can't hit.

    Took me a while to see the spoonerism... then it nearly killed me

  9. #5569
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    New Zealand, Russia
    Posts
    1,128
    The people who believe the world will end all at once will be the ones responsible for it ending gradually

  10. #5570
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    New Zealand, Russia
    Posts
    1,128
    The people who believe the world will end all at once will be the ones responsible for it ending gradually

Page 557 of 567 FirstFirst ... 57457507547555556557558559 ... LastLast

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Search AULRO.com ONLY!
Search All the Web!