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    The people who believe the world will end all at once will be the ones responsible for it ending gradually.
    6 million years from now we will be some new speciesí fossil fuel

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    The people who believe the world will end all at once will be the ones responsible for it ending gradually.
    6 million years from now we will be some new speciesí fossil fuel

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    The people who believe the world will end all at once will be the ones responsible for it ending gradually.
    6 million years from now we will be some new speciesí fossil fuel

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    Coronavirus is the best thing that could happen to a bloke:

    • The wife does not want to travel.
    • She doesnít want to buy anything because everything comes from China.
    • She does not go to the shopping centre for fear of being infected.
    • She spends all day and night with her mouth covered.

    This is not a virus, it is a salvation .
    Last edited by Xtreme; 28th March 2020 at 07:02 PM. Reason: corrected spelling

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    Can I forward that to your wife Roger?
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    Can I forward that to your wife Roger?
    Not before you correct the spelling, shopping center!
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    Can I forward that to your wife Roger?
    Go ahead Ron but as she's in isolation hopefully won't reach her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    Can I forward that to your wife Roger?

    His missus's name is Roger? Weird or wot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Not before you correct the spelling, shopping center!
    Unless you are American, centre is correct, Ian.
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    Just saw someone water skiing. Is waterskiing an approved activity? At least the skiier was more than 1.5 metres from the boat driver, unlike the young couple who were hugging and kissing in the nearby parked car.
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