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    Seems the six foot rule is not a new thing....

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    Rhetorical wit

    Maybe not a joke but I couldn't see where else to post this ...........

    "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."

    Charles, Count Talleyrand
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    Rhetorical wit

    And another one ........

    A member of Parliament to Disraeli:
    "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
    "That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli,
    "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
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    The new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
    She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
    After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up.
    The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?'
    'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
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    Quote Originally Posted by rick130 View Post
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    Shirley it would give up & move to Vic.? I'm sure there are heaps more in there, Degreaser, Varnish, CTC, et al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Shirley it would give up & move to Vic.? I'm sure there are heaps more in there, Degreaser, Varnish, CTC, et al.
    I'm surprised it's not blue.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtreme View Post
    Maybe not a joke but I couldn't see where else to post this ...........

    "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."

    Charles, Count Talleyrand

    So she became a Tart instead?

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    Santa running late 2020

    Sorry All
    Due to state restrictions Santa is not arriving until 2026. Then again besides the delay due to 14 days quarantine at every board and Country; The and police and health authorities are threatening to lock him up for going house to house to house. It may be fortunate if he is her before 2040

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