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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    My next door is a lawyer. Not one Doug in the street sadly

    There you go then & your incarceration should be quick. I guess he could think up a few possible charges.

    This Margaret you speak of, is she a looker?

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    Duplicate Post.
    2005 D3 TDV6 Present
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Try sending flowers to your next door neighbor. My neighbor Doug and Margret got a delivery at 6pm every Friday. I sit In my veranda to stick beak. Its Great fun and very entertaining.

    I get the florist to add a Card. It says "Dear Doug I am missing your body. I want you now. Love Jane"

    I have booked the delivery until the lock down here is over. Sit back with a glass of wine watching Margret beat up Doug and Doug trying futilely to say he has no idea. Its a hoot
    The guys at work do something similar, if they find someone has left their computer unlocked they send an email to one of the other guys saying something like "I can't contain my feelings anymore and have to tell you I love you".
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    My Apologies to Defender drivers


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    Quote Originally Posted by OldGuy View Post
    Let me guess
    First page says to buy a new TritonJokes
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    There are a few of those memes going around...


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    Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.

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    For Sasha

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