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I went to the paint store yesterday to get thinner.
It didn't work.

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I’ll pay that. [emoji106]🤣

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Originally Posted by Eevo

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What is he saying? I haven't a clue what to do next to satisfy these whinging Victorians.


Don't they recognise God when they see me?




I really am getting to dislike this bloke more than The Donald, although they both blow a lot of hot air.

I have a fear of speedbumps.
but im slowly getting over it.

A bloke tells his doctor: 'I do a poo at 6 every morning.'
Doctor: 'That's good.'
Bloke: 'No it's not. I don't get up until 7!'

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Originally Posted by Eevo

I went to the paint store yesterday to get thinner.
It didn't work.

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I tied that Eevo. I went into my local paint shop and asked for a stripper, the assistant chucked me out.

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

I tied that Eevo. I went into my local paint shop and asked for a stripper, the assistant chucked me out.

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So much for taking well meant advice. [biggrin] The question remains what would you have done if they'd wheeled one out for you? Run a bloody Mile, which from what I gather, you could do with your eyes closed.:TakeABow::Rolling: