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    Pop058,....subtle is it? the way V8Ian just happened to have truck drivers in the high IQ?

    and forum owners....QUEENSLANDERS!

    dave

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    I bought a cold carton of beer yesterday and on the way home, stopped at a servo for diesel.
    There was a gorgeous redhead at the same bowser, filling her car. It was a stinking day and while at the pump, I thought that I should have put the beers in the car fridge straight away. So, after fuelling up and paying, I moved the vehicle to a parking area and proceeded to place the beers in the Engel.

    Just then, the redhead walked out of the servo, saw the cold beers, came over and said, in an amazingly sexy voice " I'm a great believer in barter so, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?'

    I thought for a second or two and then asked ' What kind of beer do you have?'
    He who takes offense when offense was not intended is a fool, yet he who takes offense when offense is intended is an even greater fool for he has succumbed to the will of his adversary.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    I bought a cold carton of beer yesterday and on the way home, stopped at a servo for diesel.
    There was a gorgeous redhead at the same bowser, filling her car. It was a stinking day and while at the pump, I thought that I should have put the beers in the car fridge straight away. So, after fuelling up and paying, I moved the vehicle to a parking area and proceeded to place the beers in the Engel.

    Just then, the redhead walked out of the servo, saw the cold beers, came over and said, in an amazingly sexy voice " I'm a great believer in barter so, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?'

    I thought for a second or two and then asked ' What kind of beer do you have?'
    What did you end up with, Brisbane Bitter?
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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  6. #6626
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    Nah, ended up giving her a 'Stubbie'!
    He who takes offense when offense was not intended is a fool, yet he who takes offense when offense is intended is an even greater fool for he has succumbed to the will of his adversary.


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    Seems appropriate with Covid :Балуйте детей, господа! Никто не знает, что их ожидает в будущем. В.Набоков

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    Seems appropriate with Covid :Балуйте детей, господа! Никто не знает, что их ожидает в будущем. В.Набоков

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