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Uncle Andrew indeed what a Loser!Quote:
Originally Posted by sashadidi
But Google knows better:Quote:
Originally Posted by jx2mad
Extraordinary puppy born with six legs finds loving new home | Metro News
:)
Jill (who saw a 6 legged calf in Slovakia once)
Last years Christmas tree???Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoDB
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The wife and kids said they’re leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing
They’re at the gate now
And they’re off
Now for a joke that I've modified for Xmas....
A postie is on his last day of rounds before Xmas, when he knocks on one of the door's to wish the occupant's Merry Xmas, the young lady takes him upstairs and thanks him intimately, then sits him down at the kitchen table and starts making him lunch. While waiting he looks under the plate she has laid out and finds a dollar coin, so he asks "What is the dollar for?" and she replies "Oh that was my husband's idea, my idea was making you lunch, but when I asked him what we should get you for Xmas he said 'Screw him, give him a dollar'"
If telling this joke at other times of year, the postie is on his last day before retirement.
