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    Quote Originally Posted by superquag View Post
    I looked diligently, but nothing clicked...

    - I'll you want, I'll stretch back another week.



    OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhnnnnnnooooo droll is making a come BACK. J2


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    Did I put a chiropractor joke on here about a week back?
    That is so bad

    I hope you understand if your posting Dad jokes and your not a father, you are committing the gravest faux pa
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    Seems appropriate with Covid :Балуйте детей, господа! Никто не знает, что их ожидает в будущем. В.Набоков

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    Seems appropriate with Covid :Балуйте детей, господа! Никто не знает, что их ожидает в будущем. В.Набоков

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    Dave was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
    The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Dave decided to accept the latter alternative.
    So the black bear had his way with Dave. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Dave soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
    The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Dave. That bear was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
    Again, Dave thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Dave. Although he survived, it took several months before Dave fully recovered.
    Now Dave was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.
    He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Dave, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?

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    Where did you say this happens?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorian View Post
    That is so bad

    I hope you understand if your posting Dad jokes and your not a father, you are committing the gravest faux pa
    Is 'faux pa' French for fake father?

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    Seems appropriate with Covid :Балуйте детей, господа! Никто не знает, что их ожидает в будущем. В.Набоков

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    Seems appropriate with Covid :Балуйте детей, господа! Никто не знает, что их ожидает в будущем. В.Набоков

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    Missing what LR designed - the version where you have to remove the tree to change the tyre......

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