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    Quand le pillage devient un moyen d'existence pour un groupe d'hommes qui vit au sein de la société,
    ce groupe finit par créer pour lui-même tout un système juridique qui autorise le pillage et un code morale qui le glorifie.

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    Quand le pillage devient un moyen d'existence pour un groupe d'hommes qui vit au sein de la société,
    ce groupe finit par créer pour lui-même tout un système juridique qui autorise le pillage et un code morale qui le glorifie.

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    Quand le pillage devient un moyen d'existence pour un groupe d'hommes qui vit au sein de la société,
    ce groupe finit par créer pour lui-même tout un système juridique qui autorise le pillage et un code morale qui le glorifie.

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    Seperate

    The instructions on the cake mix packet says to seperate two eggs but it does not say how far ?

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    From the Friday 5;

    The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss." He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called; she wants her sign back!"

    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob3 View Post
    The instructions on the cake mix packet says to seperate two eggs but it does not say how far ?
    Goog () segregation..... it's about keeping the whites away from the yolks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.

    I'd like a bucket of what he was on. Hang on, I think I may have some in my desk drawer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.
    Saw a video of a senator on a subcommittee questioning an admiral about the build-up of troops on Guam- he thought there was a real risk of capsizing the island. The admiral kept a straight face and replied that they were confident that would not happen.
    Whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind...than the whole race of politicians put together.
    Jonathan Swift

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    Quand le pillage devient un moyen d'existence pour un groupe d'hommes qui vit au sein de la société,
    ce groupe finit par créer pour lui-même tout un système juridique qui autorise le pillage et un code morale qui le glorifie.

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