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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Should have went to ....... the other mob.

I used to be a severe narcissist. But I matured and got rid of that. Now I am perfect.

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Originally Posted by Eevo

I used to be a severe narcissist. But I matured and got rid of that. Now I am perfect.

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And so humble.

My brother called today, He got a message from his Doctor that said they're vaccinating in his bracket now.
I said,"Thats funny I got mine in the shoulder."

I’ve had an urge lately to change all the labels on the spice jars
No has noticed yet, but my thyme is cumin

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Looks like they forgot to install the circumfence.

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

I’ve had an urge lately to change all the labels on the spice jars
No has noticed yet, but my thyme is cumin

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That must have been a clove run thing.

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Those South Sydney Rabbitohs collector's flip flops might be rather well made.

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Obviously, they don't trust their Kiwi mates.

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Originally Posted by POD

Saw a video of a senator on a subcommittee questioning an admiral about the build-up of troops on Guam- he thought there was a real risk of capsizing the island. The admiral kept a straight face and replied that they were confident that would not happen.

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The Aust. Govt Business Enterprise that I worked for (Overseas Telecommunications Commission/Corporation - for 37 years) had a submarine cable station on Guam. Regrettably I was always the wrong tech. grade to apply for a job there - unless I took a demotion.

Pictures of the OTC Guam Site (post 2009) – OTVA Member's Blog