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Originally Posted by sashadidi
He looks like he has shagged himself silly since he's been over there. No wonder there are no more Virgins.
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Originally Posted by sashadidi
Another amazon story. Play on woids.
SON: "Dad, when is Fathers day?"
FARTHER: "9 months before Mothers day."
Had my first vaccination jab today, nurse said just a little *****, i said hey i'm average height thank you.
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Originally Posted by loanrangie
That'll learn you. You don't need to take your Jocks off for a Jab despite what some of your mischievous mates told you. :Rolling::wallbash:
The police knocked on my door this morning,
Contestable asked “do the letters H.B. mean anything to you”
“No” I said
“What about G.D. then”
“No, means nothing to me” I said
“How about A.J.”
“Look” I said “am I suspected of something”
“No sir” he said “these are just initial enquiries”
