Not when they’re born they don’t…
The spots come through after a couple of weeks.
Sign outside a Vet's Surgery:
Why can't Dalmatians hide?
Because they are always spotted.
2005 D3 TDV6 Present
1999 D2 TD5 Gone
Not when they’re born they don’t…
The spots come through after a couple of weeks.
If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.
Donald Duck is away for a romantic break with the girl friend. Realising he is out of condoms he heads down to the hotel shop and asks for a condom.
"Will I put it on your bill?" asks the shop assistant.
"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?" replies Donald Duck...
Alas, nobody here with a Joke Book ?
I had a friend who got addicted to brake fluid, he used to drink all the brake fluid out of his master cylinder after the car got serviced. The doctors warned him off it but he couldn't seem to stop.
Did you hear the one about the .............. oh, can't put that on here.
What about the bloke who............... no, wait, can't put that one up either.
Never mind.
There is no eraser on the pencil of life.
Now - 2008 D3 SE 4.0l V6
Was - 2000 D2 TD5 with much fruit.
Ray
Here's a stock broker joke..........Bear markets have predicted nine out of the last five recessions.
2005 D3 TDV6 Present
1999 D2 TD5 Gone
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