Jokes

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Originally Posted by Chenz

Quasimodo and the Elephant Man are in a pub arguing about who is the ugliest person in the world. They both think each of them would win. They decide they would let the Guinness Book of World Records decide. So off they trot and in they go. A short time later they both come out shaking their heads saying "Who the **** is Helen Clarke"?

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There are worse.[bighmmm]

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

My wife floored me last night by pointing out that, due to recent world events, James Bond no longer works for her majesty's secret service.

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My wife floored me last night

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Did you pick yourself up brush yourself off & do it over again?[biggrin]

Stolen.

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Originally Posted by 4bee

HM the Q AKA Elizabeth Windsor. "Just make it look like an accident 007"

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Even better :
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I miss her already.

"Who the **** is Helen Clarke"?

yeah , straight over the top that went.....

sooo, who the **** IS Helen Clarke?

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Originally Posted by 4bee

There are worse.[bighmmm]

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Bronny?

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Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

"Who the **** is Helen Clarke"?

yeah , straight over the top that went.....

sooo, who the **** IS Helen Clarke?

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In case you were sincere in that you did not know, she was a previous Prime Minister of New Zealand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Clark

Post teeth fix.


She was ok just her teeth needed seeing to as I recall

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Originally Posted by 4bee

In case you were sincere in that you did not know, she was a previous Prime Minister of New Zealand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Clark

Post teeth fix.


She was ok just her teeth needed seeing to as I recall

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You suggesting she'd be a more attractive proposition with no teeth at all? [bigwhistle]

DL

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Originally Posted by 350RRC

You suggesting she'd be a more attractive proposition with no teeth at all? [bigwhistle]

DL

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Don't be daft, but she looks a lot better today than when we first met.


Looks aren't everything I realise, but I get by ok. :Rolling:


Just recalled, there was a very well known "lady" at Henley Beach back in the '50s that quite excelled without any teeth & she seemed very popular.:Thump::Rolling:

My grandfather-in-law didn't have a tooth in his head, didn't stop him eating steak or crunchy apples.