Thread: Jokes

I just upend the jar, put the tip of a knife between the lid and the jar and jerk the knife outwards. This breaks the factory seal then it can be opened by hand.

Originally Posted by 3toes

Open jars that are not being cooperative with one of those handles with a strap they sell to remove tighten a spin on oil filter

I have one of those but I never thought of using it on a jar lid.

Originally Posted by spudfan

I have one of those but I never thought of using it on a jar lid.

Neither did I until I had to undo one of those end caps on a PVC plumbing pipe.

Then i used it to hold this while i adjusted the spring:drillspring.jpg

First day at practical clinic training......

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

First day at practical clinic training......

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дерьмо, that's horrible!

Originally Posted by sashadidi

First day at practical clinic training......

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Not ever knocking the sniff test.

An Emergency Doc at Epworth Richmond sniffed my leg then put me straight on three days of IV antibiotics. I did get to compliment his actions despite the high fever I was having at the time

He nailed it. A very nasty post surgical infection

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

An Emergency Doc at Epworth Richmond sniffed my leg

They have dogs for that.

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Not ever knocking the sniff test.

An Emergency Doc at Epworth Richmond sniffed my leg then put me straight on three days of IV antibiotics. I did get to compliment his actions despite the high fever I was having at the time

He nailed it. A very nasty post surgical infection

Doc. "**** me James that smells like Gangrene. Right, off with that leg"'

Later. "**** James old boy wrong test, sorry" "Ho hum stumpy."



See the nurse on your way out she'll give you a Bandaid & an ASPRO I trust this will not affect your running. NEXT! "