Thread: Jokes

I get obsessive about where I put my keys and phone.
Rafa Nadal is classic OCD with the placement of his drink bottles on the courtside.

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Earlier I went to McDonald's for some dinner after work.

A lady in a burqa was serving the people in front of me. Her burqa was not really clean , it looked quite grotty and I wasn't really impressed so I ducked across the road into Hungry Jacks only to see another lady in a burqa serving customers, her burqa was nice and clean it even looked ironed....

It was then I realised that the burqas are better at Hungry Jacks

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A: Arrrborist. Could even run a sideline business in wooden legs.

Yes and sitting in a tree is the best known cure for sea sickness.

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Yes and sitting in a tree is the best known cure for sea sickness.

But what if the tree is in a boat?

Originally Posted by kogvos

But what if the tree is in a boat?

Well, then you wouldn't be able to get the boat back to the water.

If the boat's a dugout you would be sitting in a tree.........