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  1. 30th July 2017, 09:13 PM #3891
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    Funny. My wife had a Bridesman at our wedding. He was a Barrister doing the same thing. He's a Silk now and off to London to teach the art,
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    “The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”

    It's funny, especially if you believe Bush said it.


    He didn't. Darn it.
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    A new poster arrives at AULRO.com.
    Dazed, confused, and unable to find his way through the maze of sub-forums, he approaches the resident grammar nazi and asks:
    “Excuse me sir, could you kindly enlighten me as to where the general chat forum is at?”
    The nazi sneers back “This is AULRO.com. People don’t end sentences with a preposition here.”
    “Oh, I see.” Says the newbie, taking a moment to consider the correct grammar for his reply. “Could you kindly enlighten me as to where the general chat forum is at, asshole?”
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    Quote Originally Posted by johntins View Post
    “The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”

    It's funny, especially if you believe Bush said it.


    He didn't. Darn it.
    The problem with France is the amount of French that live there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    The problem with France is the amount of French that live there...
    They do make good cheese though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    A new poster arrives at AULRO.com.
    Dazed, confused, and unable to find his way through the maze of sub-forums, he approaches the resident grammar nazi and asks:
    “Excuse me sir, could you kindly enlighten me as to where the general chat forum is at?”
    The nazi sneers back “This is AULRO.com. People don’t end sentences with a preposition here.”
    “Oh, I see.” Says the newbie, taking a moment to consider the correct grammar for his reply. “Could you kindly enlighten me as to where the general chat forum is at, asshole?”
    Anyone particular in mind, Mitch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    The problem with France is the amount number of French that live there...
    Maybe I'm the asshole Mitch mentioned in the post above ?



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    No one in particular John. Unless you care to make a suggestion?
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    Where are John Snagg and Alvar Liddell when you need them?
    Even the Queen has frequent lapses from the 'Queen's English' these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    A new poster arrives at AULRO.com.
    Dazed, confused, and unable to find his way through the maze of sub-forums, he approaches the resident grammar nazi and asks:
    “Excuse me sir, could you kindly enlighten me as to where the general chat forum is at?”
    The nazi sneers back “This is AULRO.com. People don’t end sentences with a preposition here.”
    “Oh, I see.” Says the newbie, taking a moment to consider the correct grammar for his reply. “Could you kindly enlighten me as to where the general chat forum is at, asshole?”
    I'll have you know that our resident Gramma Nazi is a very fine Gentleman.
    Cheers, Billy.
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