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  1. 14th November 2017, 09:11 AM #4111
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    Hi
    You would be left with no choice.
    Cheers
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    he'll be all right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    he'll be all right
    I am ambidexterous - so I am certainly NOT all right.
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    This is getting out of hand
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    No one wants to be left, right, out...

    Or that coveted position "half full on the fence"...
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    Well I'll have no part in it.
    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    Well I'll have no part in it.
    Are you celibate?
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    A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.


    “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that.”


    Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him.


    The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”
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    A priest asks the convict at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”


    "Yes," replies the convict. "Can you please hold my hand?"
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    Q. What do bacon and wives have in common?


    A. They both look, smell and taste fantastic; they both also kill you slowly.




    Life hack:
    Hold your wife’s hand in the shopping mall.
    If you don’t, she might start shopping.
    To her, it is romantic; for you, it is economical.
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