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    Last month one of my mates was shot over 200 times with an upholstery gun.


    I'm happy to say he's now fully recovered.

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    Are people born with photographic memories,


    or do they take time to develop?

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    Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.


    I thought it was the least I could do for him.

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
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    Because it was egged on!
    Jim VK2MAD
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    '17 Isuzu D-Max

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    Are people born with photographic memories,


    or do they take time to develop?
    I've got a photographic memory, just no film.Jokes

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    Which building has the most stories?
    The library.

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    About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

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    I went to the liquor store yesterday on my motorcycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in my backpack. As i was about to leave, i thought to myself that if i fell off the motorcycle, the bottle would break so i drank all the whisky before i rode home. Finally it turned out to be a good decision because i fell off my motorcycle 7 times on the way home. Imagine what would've happened to the bottle

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    My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list.


    Can't read a bloody word of it now.

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    My mother in law bought a talking parrot, but she took it back to the store a week later.


    "This parrot hasn't said a word", she complained.


    "I haven't had a ****ing chance yet", replied the parrot.

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