Are people born with photographic memories,
or do they take time to develop?
Last month one of my mates was shot over 200 times with an upholstery gun.
I'm happy to say he's now fully recovered.
Are people born with photographic memories,
or do they take time to develop?
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
I thought it was the least I could do for him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because it was egged on!
Jim VK2MAD
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'17 Isuzu D-Max
Which building has the most stories?
The library.
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.
I went to the liquor store yesterday on my motorcycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in my backpack. As i was about to leave, i thought to myself that if i fell off the motorcycle, the bottle would break so i drank all the whisky before i rode home. Finally it turned out to be a good decision because i fell off my motorcycle 7 times on the way home. Imagine what would've happened to the bottle
My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list.
Can't read a bloody word of it now.
My mother in law bought a talking parrot, but she took it back to the store a week later.
"This parrot hasn't said a word", she complained.
"I haven't had a ****ing chance yet", replied the parrot.
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