Jokes

**Eevo** · 23rd December 2019, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by 350RRC

Pretty sure Eevo isn't standing up while he writes these gems.

DL

oh im not writing most of them.

**fitzy** · 23rd December 2019, 09:38 AM

I often get asked why I help dwarves, it enriches the soul and they look up to me.

**Eevo** · 25th December 2019, 08:15 PM

How much does Santa pay for parking his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house

**Eevo** · 26th December 2019, 08:04 PM

Yesterday I went to coles to buy a cabbage - I was told there is a new law that if you buy a cabbage from coles, you’re legally required to purchase carrots and mayonnaise as well.

Apparently it’s coles law.

**350RRC** · 26th December 2019, 08:18 PM

Been to the place that grows and makes a mega lot of commercial Oz coleslaw. Big operation.

DL

**350RRC** · 26th December 2019, 08:23 PM

How many Eevos does it take to change a light globe?

Only one, but its really gotta want to change.

DL

**Fifth Columnist** · 27th December 2019, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by Eevo

Yesterday I went to coles to buy a cabbage - I was told there is a new law that if you buy a cabbage from coles, you’re legally required to purchase carrots and mayonnaise as well.
Apparently it’s coles law.

You must have had a cheap box of Christmas crackers.

**sashadidi** · 27th December 2019, 06:12 PM

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**Eevo** · 27th December 2019, 09:24 PM

If two meth heads start a relationship is it called speed dating? Or just mething around?

**Xtreme** · 27th December 2019, 09:30 PM

What do you get when Woolworths burns down?
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COLES

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