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  1. 23rd December 2019, 01:19 AM #5501
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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    Pretty sure Eevo isn't standing up while he writes these gems.

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    oh im not writing most of them.
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  2. 23rd December 2019, 09:38 AM #5502
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    I often get asked why I help dwarves, it enriches the soul and they look up to me.
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    How much does Santa pay for parking his sleigh?


    Nothing, it’s on the house
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    Yesterday I went to coles to buy a cabbage - I was told there is a new law that if you buy a cabbage from coles, you’re legally required to purchase carrots and mayonnaise as well.


    Apparently it’s coles law.
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    Been to the place that grows and makes a mega lot of commercial Oz coleslaw. Big operation.

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    How many Eevos does it take to change a light globe?

















    Only one, but its really gotta want to change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    Yesterday I went to coles to buy a cabbage - I was told there is a new law that if you buy a cabbage from coles, you’re legally required to purchase carrots and mayonnaise as well.
    Apparently it’s coles law.
    You must have had a cheap box of Christmas crackers.
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    jerry springer.jpeg
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    If two meth heads start a relationship is it called speed dating? Or just mething around?
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    What do you get when Woolworths burns down?
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