Thread: Jokes

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Before Coronavirus I'd cough to cover a fart.
Now I fart to cover a cough.

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive

WHO, the World Health Organisation, has advised that dogs are not susceptible to COVID-19, and that any dogs in quarantine may be released.

I repeat, WHO let the dogs out.

I've been prescribed anti gloating cream.


I can't wait to rub it in.

Originally Posted by Eevo

I got fired from my job today because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking", or "Non smoking.

... was the pun intended ?