Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Hey, I went to Uni, on a day trip it was lovely.

So did my now Lawyer Grandaughter.

No Freebees here Grand Pop.

Originally Posted by 4bee

So did my now Lawyer Grandaughter.

No Freebees here Grand Pop.

I think "no freebies" is the 1st Rule of Lawyering.

Originally Posted by 4bee

I dunno, nothing is reliable in this modern world we live in. A battery that doesn't last for 3 days is appalling quality.





I don't believe you can be trying hard enough. 'er indoors could give you a few tips.

Tesla no longer breaks into garages to put your car on charge when it's run dangerously low... Even 'Service' has gone.... Flat.

Originally Posted by superquag

Tesla no longer breaks into garages to put your car on charge when it's run dangerously low... Even 'Service' has gone.... Flat.

That was excellent service. Now if only the Oil companies would do the same, think of the street cred they would have.

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

I think "no freebies" is the 1st Rule of Lawyering.

I think you might be right Rand.

Did I put a chiropractor joke on here about a week back?

Marriage Counselor - Your Wife says you don’t buy her flowers any more?
Husband - To be honest I didn’t even know she sold flowers.

Originally Posted by Eevo

Did I put a chiropractor joke on here about a week back?

I looked diligently, but nothing clicked...

- I'll you want, I'll stretch back another week.