Day 14 of Social Distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web disigner.
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
Roger
Day 14 of Social Distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web disigner.
Roger
Whoever decided that a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.
Roger
What is this stuff called "Hair"?
Roger
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said, "Because you're funny".
I said, "I thought it was because I'm good in bed".
She said, "See? You're hilarious!".
She says I’m a Gold Medal performer in the bedroom.
I always come first.
Ron
2013 D4 SDV6 SE
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