Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by V8Ian

It's a shame nowadays, that so many people lack judgment, integrity and respect. Rick's post was acceptable because of the presentation. There was no crudity or swearing, even filtered.
This is vastly different to the post you placed that was explained to you recently.
This forum wants to appeal to, and be safe for, primary school kids through to grandmas. It is not a football changing shed or a wharfie's smoko room. Language and themes that are common in those types of venue, are not acceptable here. This is explained clearly in the rules of access.
Show some respect.

I showed my post and Ricks to my wife and one of her work colleagues, both agreed that both of the posts would not be suitable for young children to read, but the wife’s colleague said that Ricks post would be a harder one to “try to talk your way around” when the kids started asking questions

Again, it all comes down to personal interpretation

Enough said

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Gav

Originally Posted by Hogarthde

No 3toes, it was not wrong to leave your mate with a responsible adult.

after all, you cannot expect the poor cabby to sit there all morning, and just think, ....if you had gone in the house, after a couple of hours the cabby would want some money, so he would go into the house which would mean his cab would be unattended and liable to be stolen.

a stolen taxi could be used for many nefarious purposes.......can you see where I am going with this ?
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Yeah. If it happens again you wish to be informed so you can nick his Cab. Right?

My wife used to be in the 205/16 size bracket. Now she is firmly in the 265/16 size bracket...

Originally Posted by spudfan

My wife used to be in the 205/16 size bracket. Now she is firmly in the 265/16 size bracket...

She must tyre easily?

'sit bonum tempora volvunt'......Nam semper et Anon ...

Originally Posted by spudfan

My wife used to be in the 205/16 size bracket. Now she is firmly in the 265/16 size bracket...

Jesus Spud, she is going to creep up on you & your computer one day & you will be Mashed spud.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Jesus Spud, she is going to creep up on you & your computer one day & you will be Mashed spud.

Bet she bakes him first....

Originally Posted by Tins

Bet she bakes him first....

Yep, chuck him into the hot ashes& blacken him a little first.. Add Butter, Pepper & salt.