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  1. 20th December 2021, 07:07 PM #7791
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    That is so sick but I suppose there re some weirdos out there.
    You wouldn't want to be paying her cabbage bill, but some blokes see copping a whiff as a form of intimacy. As you suggest, weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    You wouldn't want to be paying her cabbage bill, but some blokes see copping a whiff as a form of intimacy. As you suggest, weird.


    You mean Foreplay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    You mean Foreplay?
    More an overture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    More an overture.

    or, The Orchestra tuning up, perchance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    or, The Orchestra tuning up, perchance?
    Brass or woodwind?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    Brass or woodwind?
    Which ever fits the rhyme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    Which ever fits the rhyme.
    Strewth! Do the jars rhyme? Whatever will they think of next?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    Brass or woodwind?

    I would suspect a bit of both,, but I can't wait to see what she would do for a finale. Probably **** her breeks.
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