Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by cripesamighty

Can't be any worse than Gwyneth Paltrow selling candles that smell like her nether regions for $75 each...

Now there's an image that'll be hard to let go of.

Originally Posted by Tins

Now there's an image that'll be hard to let go of.

Well she was brought up in Elizabethan times & I guess that is all they could afford then..

Originally Posted by Tins

Now there's an image that'll be hard to let go of.

Just try ok, just try harder.

Originally Posted by Tins

Now there's an image that'll be hard to let go of.

Hard to let go of?
Or you don’t want to let go of it?

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Originally Posted by Tins

Strewth! Do the jars rhyme? Whatever will they think of next?

Well Jars wasn't an option but yes eg: Jars in bars. bar jars similar to the one possessed by Hue Jars etc.

Originally Posted by 4bee

That's not right. It could be anyone's Nethers. Does a Certificate of Authenticity come with it & who has signed off on it after inspecting the goods?

Well maybe not a certificate of authenticity, but the staff at her company 'Goop' did have to smell the real thing to make sure the candle smell matched...

Also, it probably shouldn't surprise you that she said the inspiration for making the candles came after partaking in some mushrooms of the mind expanding variety!

Originally Posted by cripesamighty

Well maybe not a certificate of authenticity, but the staff at her company 'Goop' did have to smell the real thing to make sure the candle smell matched...

Also, it probably shouldn't surprise you that she said the inspiration for making the candles came after partaking in some mushrooms of the mind expanding variety!

Figures!