Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by 4bee

Maybe they got ballsed up with an 88" LR. Knees under one's chin stuff for me.


Even after replacing the seats with ones with a thinner backrest.

Remember those (fat-shaming) Ford Pills adverts / "Are you too fat, too fat, too.... " (bad)

Should be more of it.

Originally Posted by superquag

Remember those (fat-shaming) Ford Pills adverts / "Are you too fat, too fat, too.... " (bad)

Errr, no Norm, 6'1".



Can do without the normal comment of "I didn't know they could stack **** that high".

Originally Posted by 4bee

Errr, no Norm, 6'1".



Can do without the normal comment of "I didn't know they could stack **** that high".

Oh yeah? What's the brown stuff on your door jam then?

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Oh yeah? What's the brown stuff on your door jam then?

Ah ha, you've noticed?
That is not the one that concerns me though, Cuppa. Have got high double doors that the olde timers could drive 12' loaded horse drawn wagons through on the way to Market. Those are a bit of a worry & the door heads are a tad discoloured now you mention it.

In a similar vein of not fitting into vehicles, here is an advert from the 1980's...

Sumo Mitsubishi - YouTube

More from somewhere else :

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it.




Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.



The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy for her birthday. So I've got her a pair of football boots.


Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages. Whenever he caught me swearing, he used to wash my mouth out with soup.


My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.



Anyone got an owner’s manual for a wife? Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise!



My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she's sorry she ever married me.



My wife said I needed to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car, burnt the dinner and ignored her all day for no reason.



Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. It's called wedding cake.



Things turned really ugly at my house last night. The wife removed her makeup.


My wife shouted at me this morning for not opening the car door for her. I would have, but I was too busy swimming to the surface.

Remember some years ago, when we were buying parts from overseas - and having enourmous fun & games with various shippers... and one in particular was, 'mentioned' too many times.

Well, it looks like they still like to be 'Famous'. - This bloke was playing with Apple Air Tags, and, well, best let him tell the tale. Look up Youtube :- DHL "Lost" My AirTag Parcel (but I knew where it was)


Enjoy !