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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    My grandfather-in-law didn't have a tooth in his head, didn't stop him eating steak or crunchy apples.

    Eee, ba Gum chum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    My grandfather-in-law didn't have a tooth in his head, didn't stop him eating steak or crunchy apples.
    A fair dinkum omnivore, ay!

    Not too many "Trill® Eaters" in those days, I suppose.
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    I need your help on Price

    I was just offered four legs of Venison for $40!

    Is that two Deer?



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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    I was just offered four legs of Venison for $40!

    Is that two Deer?
    No, probably just the one deer you were stuffing into your new Lexus a few years ago! Still laugh about that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    I was just offered four legs of Venison for $40!

    Is that two Deer?


    Yep! Too much doe.
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    Anyone relate?

    Nowin.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    Anyone relate?

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    There are some parts on the mat that really should be in the dishwasher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    There are some parts on the mat that really should be in the dishwasher.

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    Agreed, but always wait till the wife leaves the house, or at least goes to bed before doing so.
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    Yep, never too late to learn.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    There are some parts on the mat that really should be in the dishwasher.

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    I reckon she's ****ed off about the two patches of ****ty oil.

    How is she going to clean that up before the Vicar calls for Afternoon Tea?


    Ah, I know, spray it with de-greaser & hose it off like the instructions say. Job done.

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